Crypto Klepto

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Crypto Klepto

Flocking to the market like lemmings to a cliff
The latest smell of money, did you catch a whiff?
No central bank protects you now, “embrace the new frontier “
A new free market sets you free from the system that you fear
The latest online gambling scheme, You can finally get ahead...
Like roulette in Vegas baby, put it all on red
You leverage your house to the hilt, “this market cannot dive”
You’re mortgaged with no exit plan and feel so damn alive!

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Lurking through the ether watching every key you strike
He hacks into your world to uncover your whole life
First it’s your identity and then your bank accounts
Finally it’s your crypto wallet, where he goes to town
You wake the day to find out that your wallet has been hacked
As fear sets in, the shivers run, up and down your back
All your money and the bank’s, is suddenly at risk
“What happened to the glory days, when all was safe on disc?”

CHORUS

Crypto Klepto wants your soul, not the money you invest
He shops the dark net’s contraband, with your return address
The Initial order’s innocent - sex toys to your employer
Then a bill from Ashley Maddison, and your wife calls up her lawyer
Walter White’s blue meth arrives, addressed to the local cops
Then customs get alerted about your truckload full of glocks
Your get-rich scheme now foiled, you ask “how did this all go wrong?”
As you sit inside your padded cell, where your sleeves are much too long

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released August 1, 2018
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Anonymericans Squamish, British Columbia

anonymericans embrace the spirit of ‘77 and UK82 with a twist of SoCal enthusiasm and Western Canadian hardcore. Taking a non-partisan approach, they question the absurdities and hypocrisy across the entire political spectrum. Predicting that modern technology will destroy humankind, anonymericans are confident Mother Nature will exact her revenge, once humans nudge her too close to the edge. ... more

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